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Bible Roulette---Are Ya Feeling Lucky Punk?

Sat Jul 05, 2008 at 08:13:17 AM PDT

Bible Roulette

Well, I guess I've never heard the dangerous game some play with scripture described quite like that before, but I got to say, I think the metaphor works pretty well. For me anyways. That's because I and I imagine many others out there, have held our breaths in horror for eight looooooooooong years as this White House of War and Religious Fundamentalism hijacked the American ship of state and sent it careening through the middle east, with us onboard as scared s@#tless, captive passengers. Sadly, I believe this incredible US foreign policy blunder continues to be inspired in part, by a very dark, bloody and highly suspect interpertation of scripture. So far, with each pull of the trigger, the chamber that could start Armageddon has come up empty for this wild and crazed crew... so far. However, all indications are that GWB and his merciless gang will keep trying and are hellbent on pushing their luck (and ours) in giving Bible Roulette one more shot (pun intended).

It makes twisted sense I guess, what with the Iranian nuclear problem looming large and the right-wing religious hawks, both here and in Israel, clammoring for some real action before the Mad Cowboy leaves office and rides into the bloody sunset he's created. Time's running out on their dark dreams of Armageddon. What the hell, I guess they figure, what's one last pull of the trigger in the game of Bible Roulette?

Are Ya Feeling Lucky Punk?    

Whether we like it or not, I think we're going to find out if our luck has run out... or not.

Let's get ready to play, one last round of...  

Bible Roulette--Are Ya Feeling Lucky Punk?
by Dennis Diehl

Enter the Book of Revelation. Written by who knows who under the influence of who knows what. Astro-theology at it's best. The Book of Revelation has been responsible for more insane Christian sects, cults and "send in your money because you won’t need it when this all happens", lunacy, than any book in the Bible. Replete with scrolls and lambs, seals and trumpets, vials and plagues, it’s a Fundamentalist preacher’s dream come true and not a bad fear mongering tool for government leaders who just know that Voice in their head is coming right from the throne room of God Himself. [...]

What is Bible Roulette? Bible Roulette is the misuse of the Bible by religious zealots to promote governmental insanity on the world scene so that perhaps out of all the chaos of, say an attack on Iran and the ensuing explosion in the Middle East, Jesus, who loves all the little children of the world, well except Palestinian, Iraqi or Iranian, evidently, will come back and bring Peace.

Our President plays Bible Roulette every time he listens to the likes of John Hagee and his beer belly prophecies about what surely are his accurate views of the Bible and what it means for the Middle East and Christians all over the world. John Hagee plays Bible Roulette for a living.

Most fundamentalists and Bible literalist pastors do. You can get an amazing amount of mileage out of the Book of Revelation and spin it into a career. So do all the ministerial advisors to the candidates. Scary people actually whose mouths needs be shut at times, it seems to me, lest we end up, not with the return of Jesus, but only a large sanitation problem on a major part of the planet and world chaos.

Bible Roulette is currently responsible for more bad decisions in high places than one might ever wish to contemplate. It’s also quite possible that religious zealots who think they have influence in high places are being played the fool so that the narcissists and psychopaths in government can do what they want and prophet, or rather profit, from it all.

Hey, if it didn’t bother our country enough when the President said God told him to strike at Sadaam or that God wanted him to be President, nothing is going to bother us. If your eyebrows have not been raised by now over this President's abuse of power and psychopathic leanings, there is not much more to say. I guess I could say, you reap what you allow to grow.

So here we sit. The summer of ’08 and it feels really dangerous on the planet as far as I can tell with Bible Roulettesters spinning the cylinder and hoping for a bang instead of a click. Of course, they are pointing the gun at others.

Will the Bush Administration attack Iran, almost as a last cynical and in your face America game? Will this administration go out with a bang just as they came in?

(my emphasis)

God, I hope and pray not. Enough damage and carnage has already been done with misguided or outright fraudulant interpertations of God's Will.

Enough's enough.

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